OPEN RP!!! (NSFW)

my499tharrest:

officialbootypolice:

my499tharrest:

officialbootypolice:

my499tharrest:

officialbootypolice:

my499tharrest:

You wander the forest until you hear a branch snap. You look up and find a large, really sexy owl up in the tree ahead of you.  I turn my head towards you.

"Oh, I’m sorry, you just startled me!" I say, blushing.

For some reason you can’t take your eyes off my hindquarters. A sly grin creeps upon my face.

"Perhaps you… like what you see?"

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"Er, no. Sorry, I was just passing through. Goodbye," I mackle.

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"Chart topping singer Macklemore? THE Macklemore?? Whatever happened to ‘same love’??”

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"Yeah, that’s me. And trust me, ‘same love’ is still super important. It’s just… we’re too different, you and I…"

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"Wowww, okay so you’re just some bigot who hates owls or something then. I get it. Just don’t come crying back to me when you realize you just missed out on this sweet piece of ass right here."

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I turn away, a tear in my eye. Words hurt sometimes…

"Alright. You know what? I’m not a bigot. But Imma let this one slide because i know to make love not war." 

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"And you know what else? I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life, so, g’bye." 

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I turn and begin to walk away. I mumble, “Owls are actually pretty cool…” before I’m gone.

I don’t turn to face you as you leave. The pain is just too much. I do, however, manage to catch that last part and I can feel my heart stop for a second.

"Owls are pretty cool…"

Maybe Macklemore isn’t so bad after all…

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coelasquid:

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

I think you’re describing a parrot.

rumic-world:

The new ad campaign for Suntory’s Regain energy drink featuring Sumire Matsubara as Lum. 

-Rumic World

drowzu:

weenie-scout:

Someone that knows nothing about tf2 explain this picture

the exterminator pushes snow bits on bleeding banana hammock while buttery man pretends not to notice

drowzu:

weenie-scout:

Someone that knows nothing about tf2 explain this picture

the exterminator pushes snow bits on bleeding banana hammock while buttery man pretends not to notice

Dandy is it tru that if someone were to cut you open a bunch of puppies would he inside of you

imagine-space-dandy:

"YOU KNOW TOO MUCH. WHO TOLD YOU."

Robot/Mecha anime in a nutshell
Gundam: IF I YELL MY GIANT ROBOT WILL USE DEAD PEOPLE TO GET STRONGER
Macross: IF I SING MY FIGHTER JET/ROBOT WILL GET STRONGER
Getter Robo: IF WE YELL OUR GIANT JET COMBINING ROBOT WILL GET STRONGER
Gurren Lagann: IF WE YELL OUR GIANT ROBOT WILL COMBINE WITH OTHER GIANT ROBOTS TO GET STRONGER
Ideon: IF I YELL I'LL MAKE MORE DEAD PEOPLE FOR MY GIANT ROBOT TO GET STRONGER
Evangelion: I KEEP YELLING BUT MY ROBOT JUST EATS EVERYTHING
VOTOMs: My robot just keeps getting blown up and I have to replace it every few episodes. Also, I don't yell, or talk much at all for that matter.
Brave Series: THE ROBOTS YELL TO MAKE THEMSELVES STRONGER.
Dancouga: IF WE GET ANGRY AND YELL VERY LOUD OUR ROBOTS WILL TRANSFORM. IF WE GET ANGRIER AND YELL LOUDER THEY'LL COMBINE. IF WE KEEP ON GETTING ANGRY WE'LL GET STRONGER.
OPEN RP!!! (NSFW)

my499tharrest:

officialbootypolice:

my499tharrest:

You wander the forest until you hear a branch snap. You look up and find a large, really sexy owl up in the tree ahead of you.  I turn my head towards you.

"Oh, I’m sorry, you just startled me!" I say, blushing.

For some reason you can’t take your eyes off my hindquarters. A sly grin creeps upon my face.

"Perhaps you… like what you see?"

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"Er, no. Sorry, I was just passing through. Goodbye," I mackle.

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"Chart topping singer Macklemore? THE Macklemore?? Whatever happened to ‘same love’??”

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swordintheshoulder:

also this sketch i forgot to upload! i think
I like listening to RIP SLYME while drawing Kaiji

swordintheshoulder:

also this sketch i forgot to upload! i think

I like listening to RIP SLYME while drawing Kaiji

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

rakeeshsorrel:

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

Oh my god.  My childhood.  It’s……….yes.

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prozdvoices:

Patreon Request: Gumshoe tries to order ice cream for Edgeworth

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"You know the excellent clip you just put up where Edgeworth is ordering the embarrassing ice cream? How about a follow-up where Gumshoe is supposed to be discreetly ordering it on Edgeworth’s behalf, but of course he is not discreet at all because he’s Gumshoe?"

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