canuck-sweeety33:

tenaflyviper:

Why couldn’t it be “Freddy FOZbear”, and he just peeks in the door, wiggles his ears, and goes,

"WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!"?

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If someone makes a muppet mod of FNAF, I would laugh my head off, and play the heck out of it.

wulferine:

changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

yo-dawg-nice:

i really can’t stand those “why are some people cishet that’s so boring why not be trans and/or gay”-type posts because they perpetuate the idea that your gender identity and sexual orientation are a choice and that’s exactly why sexual and gender minorities get attacked and murdered

great job on Not Thinking

pumpkinprincex:

"i’m just being the devil’s advocate" did he send you from hell??????? is he paying you for that job or is part of your punishment for being a terrible human being that you gotta do it for free

hotelmario:

feele

hotelmario:

feele

bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

gyey:

>tfwnodrgf

gyey:

>tfwnodrgf

burdge:

This 12 year old describes a girl as “glowing like the setting sun” when she blushes and people wonder why they ended up married [x]

burdge:

This 12 year old describes a girl as “glowing like the setting sun” when she blushes and people wonder why they ended up married [x]

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

Rocket we can’t take you anywhere

Rocket we can’t take you anywhere